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看到这么多的联飞趣闻,俺我也爆料一个  不过主角就是俺   :)

飞VHHH和管制员的对话,是澳洲的管制员吗?听说你认识啊?SAM

 

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 还是多联飞的好,发现问题 才能解决问题。

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这种错误,是不是很多新人都犯过呀! 

 

我承认我第一次连飞的时候也犯过,那时候还是用语音,糗死了。

 

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我现在也用CES7378这个号  继续发扬光大~

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6.

 

 

 

Pilot: Houston, We have a problem. (anyother ATC location): *Callsign, You have a biiger problem, this isnt Houston. 0.o

 

 

机组: 休斯顿,我们这里出现个问题 (另一个地区)管制: 呼号,你有个更大的问题,这里不是休斯顿

想起了Apollo13... 

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昨晚四周年连飞时候在频率里看到的……

 

上海区调呼了某机组五六次始终没有回复,过了大概五分钟,文字里默默出现了这么一段……

 

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昨晚四周年连飞时候在频率里看到的……

 

上海区调呼了某机组五六次始终没有回复,过了大概五分钟,文字里默默出现了这么一段……

 

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哈哈,QQ真方便 :D

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Lin Su 的陆空对话要回炉了!! 除了昨天我飞的时候抓到几个,今天这个随便贴出来的帖子,就有两个毛病:

 

1...不要说 “wait”, 而要按陆空对话的规范,说:“Standby”

2...不要说 “take off”, 而要按陆空对话的规范,说 “airborne”  或者说 “departure”----all stations attention, contact me airborne/contact me after departure

 

注意: 陆空对话中的 “takeoff” 仅在起飞许可时使用,其他任何场合,用 departure来指起飞。

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Lin Su 的陆空对话要回炉了!! 除了昨天我飞的时候抓到几个,今天这个随便贴出来的帖子,就有两个毛病:

 

1...不要说 “wait”, 而要按陆空对话的规范,说:“Standby”

2...不要说 “take off”, 而要按陆空对话的规范,说 “airborne”  或者说 “departure”----all stations attention, contact me airborne/contact me after departure

 

注意: 陆空对话中的 “takeoff” 仅在起飞许可时使用,其他任何场合,用 departure来指起飞。

 

不小心还让区调大大被规范了╮(╯▽╰)╭ :P  :P

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Lin Su 的陆空对话要回炉了!! 除了昨天我飞的时候抓到几个,今天这个随便贴出来的帖子,就有两个毛病:

 

1...不要说 “wait”, 而要按陆空对话的规范,说:“Standby”

2...不要说 “take off”, 而要按陆空对话的规范,说 “airborne”  或者说 “departure”----all stations attention, contact me airborne/contact me after departure

 

注意: 陆空对话中的 “takeoff” 仅在起飞许可时使用,其他任何场合,用 departure来指起飞。

受教了…看来真得回炉了…

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刚刚看的,我来试着翻译一段

 

So today mentor and I were running CZVR. I was on CYVR_GND. 

 

FDCXXX: Freight dog XXX requesting IFR clearance to Memphis.. 

Me: FDCXXX you are cleared to Memphis via YVR8 departure, Flight Plan route, squawk 4611

FDCXXX: cleared to Memphis via YVR8 FP route sq 4611

Me: FDCXXX readback correct, push and start at your discretion, EXPECT 26L departure. 

FDCXXX : Roger. 

FDCXXX: ready to taxi

Me: Runway 26L,altimeter 3014, taxi via J, H, D 

FDCXXX: rgr, J, H, D

 

*taxis through the building, and to M9*

 

Me: FDCXXX I assigned you 26L?

FDCXXX: Can I have 26R?

(I consult my mentor on Centre... He says fine) 

Me: FDCXXX approved, depart on YVR8 departure, flight plan route unchanged

FDCXXX : What is the Vancouver 8?

Me: On departure, fly runway heading, climb maintain 7000 feet. 

FDCXXX : Roger, cleared takeoff 26L.

Me: FDCXXX you were not cleared for takeoff. Contact Centre 133.70.

 

我跟我师父在CYVR上管制,我是温哥华GND.

下面对话开始

 

FDCXXX: Freight dog XXX(呼号),我申请IFR放行至孟菲斯(美国田纳西州)

我:FDCXXX,可以放行至孟菲斯,使用YVR8离场,按航路飞行,应答机4611

FDCXXX:许可放行至孟菲斯,YVR8离场,按航路飞行,应答机4611。

我:FDCXXX,复述正确,可以后退开车,预计使用跑道26L

FDCXXX :收到

FDCXXX :申请滑出

我:可以滑出,跑道26L,修压3014,使用滑行道J,H,D

(截止到目前一切正常,但往下看开始逗比了) :D

 

这哥们滑行时直接穿过机场建筑来到了M9......

 

我:FDCXXX,我记得我给你分配的是跑道26L啊... :o

FDCXXX:呃......那我能用跑道26R么...... :P

我回头问了一下我师父,他说可以(他在区调上)

我:FDCXXX,准许使用跑道26R,离场程序YVR8,航路不变。 <_<

FDCXXX : 我勒个去...什么是温哥华8?(这里指的是离场程序,这哥们开始逗逼了) :blink:

我:这离场啊亲.....好吧....你起飞后保持1边,上高到7000英尺 :angry:

FDCXXX : 收到,跑道26L可以起飞(管制抓狂了...) :lol:

我:FDCXXX,喂!!!你没有得到起飞许可!!,联系区调133.70.(师父,我把逗比交给你了,你看着办吧...) :wacko:

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趁着有时间,再更一个

 

Whilst at EIDW this evening:

 

PILOT: "Is there an alternative to the north/north east?"

ATC: "Affirm, runway 16."

PILOT: "Can we have the ICAO for that!?"

ATC: "E-I-D-W run-way 1-6!"

 

刚刚晚上在EIDW:

 

飞行员:我能选北或东北的跑道吗? ;)

塔台:可以,跑道16 :D

飞行员:哥,请说人话,我们能不能用ICAO的术语? :o

塔台:E-I-D-W, 跑-道-幺-六!(照着读了一遍) :angry:

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继续 :D

 

It wasn't heard, but it was over text. 
So I am running my very usual position at CYYJ_GND (Note the GROUND) 
Pilot texts on my frequency about 25 miles out... 
 
ABC123: CYYJ control, ABC123 requesting clearance to land runway 27. 
CYYJ_G: CXA970, I am only a ground controller, arrival on UNICOM, 122.800
ABC123: rgr thx
 
*ABC123 continues to use my frequency as UNICOM, I leave him be since there are no traffic within the vicinity of YYJ*
 
ABC123: Victoria traffic, ABC123 is downwind for ILS approach to rwy 27 at 10000
ABC123: Victoria traffic, ABC123 is established rwy 27
ABC123: Victoria traffic, ABC 123 is on final rwy 27bbbbb
 
*appears to have landed but doesn't stop and keeps going* 
Appears to go around, then disconnects.
 
某天我不能用语音通话,只好那文字替代,刚好发现了个好玩的逗比...
我在跟多伦多维多利亚机场地面打字时,突然一个25英里远的机组发来一条信息
 
ABC123:CYYJ区调,ABC123申请在跑道27落地 :)
多伦多地面:额CXA970(白鹭970?我怀疑是作者写错了),哥们我只是个地面啊,你现在转频到UNICOM 122.800 ;)
ABC123: 收到,谢谢。 :D
 
然后这哥们把我们的频率就当成了UNICOM,继续絮絮叨叨.... :lol:
 
ABC123:维多利亚机场,ABC123在第三边高度10000英尺,准备ILS进近跑道27
ABC123:维多利亚机场,ABC123跑道27盲降建立了
ABC123:维多利亚机场,ABC123跑道27 on final 
 
然后这个哥们就接地了,但是他没有减速的意思,继续滑跑....
再然后,复飞了....
再再然后,断线了..... :D

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8.

 

Overheard this weekend while flying over Europe.

 

Pilot: "Eurocontrol, ABC123 needs to leave for 15 minutes, my wife says I have to shovel the snow off the driveway"

 

Eurocontrol: "ABC123, cleared to shovel snow, advise back on frequency"

 

哈哈哈哈。。这个太逗了。那 这个应答机应该改7500啊

 

 

 

一次在欧洲飞的时候,在ATC频道里听到下面对话:

 

 

机组: “欧洲 Control, ABC123 请求离开15分钟,老婆说我得把门前的雪铲了”

管制: ”许可铲雪,回来报“

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Current time: 20:13 UTC

UPS这位老哥的时间一直慢大概20分钟。。。so called "synchronizing the world of commerce", you cannot even synchronize your clock.

UPS64: Edmonton center, UPS64 position report GOROV 1959z  FL360 next YXY59 2009z after YXY57...

CZEG-CTR: Current time 2013z so you are getting closer...

CCA981: maybe you are flying so fast that special relativity is to blame...

CZEG_CTR: well at this point that's what I'm going to say too...

 

CCA981: CCA981 request to leave for 5 minutes to get some food from the fridge

CZEG_CTR: CCA981 approved, report when back

 

5 min later...

 

CCA981: back with some fish and chips.

CZEG_CTR: CCA981 thank you

CCA981: sorry, unfortunately they are not for you...

CZEG_CTR: ......

 

最后落在JFK的时候地面管制觉得呼号莫名亲切。。。

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>>No I'm not the center...

>>no you are Santa

 

Hast du ein Geschenk für mich?

Center or Santa? 

又是在德黑兰管制,中东和欧洲人的口音混杂在一起...

 

From OMDB EHAM city link Aug 5 2017

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哈哈哈,本帖让我想到各种打错字的机组,比如:VHHH trfc, taxomg rwy 07R

WHAT?! TAXING OMG???

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我也来贡献一个23333 新鲜的 就刚刚发生的~

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飞环球经停奥斯陆 落地后默默航后时看到了小剧场。。。

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NAX***:SAS****和NAX****为啥你们停在了同一个桥啊

NAX**V:空中也有爱~(直译为爱在空气中弥漫 是一首歌的名字)

NAX**V:好吧看起来他们应该在地上。。。

NAX***:哈哈“)

RYR****:我先来的。。不我先来的。。。不。。我先来的!!!(怎么听起来这么熟悉呢。。。白。。。咳咳)

 

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(红框)NAX***:你们是也在基情四射么。。。。(注:bromance指兄弟罗曼史; 也可以理解为“兄弟情”; 指两个男人关系很好; 但不涉及“性”的同性关系;

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